Garfield Character Test

Take this test and find out which of the Garfield Charackters you are.

Questions

IIIIEEHK!
Could you please bring me more coffee.
Stop it!
Hug me!

What - in your opinion - describes you the best:

I'm sooo cute!
I'm a handsome guy/girl.
The way people look at me does not bother me because I'm a indipendent person.
I know that everybody likes me and that their life would be empty without me.
I constantly get beaten up because I'm too friendly.
I am Darth Vader evil.

What - in other peoples opinion - describes you best?

They say I'm stupid.
They say I'm useless.
They say I bring joy into their lifes.
They say they fear me.

What is a disinguishable feature of yours?

My hair is all over your food.
Women fear me. (...and I don't know why.)
Women like me.
I AM a Woman.
I constantly smile.
I can fit through every hole.

I dream...

...that the moon is made of cheese.
...of world domination.
...of sensible man.
...of cats. Nightmares mostly.
...of cows.
...nothing.

Special things I can do:

Sneak to the fridge in the middle of the night.
Terrorize the cerial box.
I can lick myself in places you don't even know they exist.
I can annoy people without being in the same room.
I can be a model for a calender.
I can conjure a smile on every face.
I can put out a kitchen fire in no time.
I magically attract dorks.
Lie around.

On a party I would be...

...the one that doesn't get invited.
...the one that is the center of the attention.
...the host.
...the only other woman. Bored women, that is.
...the guy that everybody laughs about.
...the silent one people come to when they drank too much and have to throw up.

When the telephone rings...

...it's for someone else.
...it's probably my agent.
...it's probably the public health department.
...it's probably my mother.
...it's an emergency.

Whenever something terrible happens...

...I'm the one to clean up the mess.
...it wasn't me.
...it was me.
...it is blamed on me.
...I have to cheer up the survivors.
...I'm ashamed.
...I blame it on the cook.
...I hide.

My pet...

...is ill.
...hurts me.
...is too much to take.
...is your food.
...annoys me.
..is invisible.
...is my friend.
...is me.

To lose weight...

...you shave.
...you do a diet.
...you lose one of your limbs.
...you eat your own cookery.
I don't have to lose weight.
...you chase my own tail.
...you incite a war against the other roommates together with my friends.

You collect...

...rejections.
...olives.
...bruises.
...degrees.
...prizes.
...dirty dishes.
...dust.
...cheese holes.
I have no time for this nonsens.

You sleep...

...all night.
...all day.
...disturbed.
...well, thank you.
...for beauty.
...never.
...in the cat food.

When you go on holidays...

..you dress silly.
...you book only the cheepest hotels.
...stick your head out of the window of the driving car.
...you stay at home.
I don't have holidays.
...you go to a beauty farm.
...you get pushed into a rucksack.

You drink...

...water.
May I have the wine list, please.
I'd like to have a coffee but miraculously it always dissapears.
...nothing.
...to forget.
...anything.
...at a diner.

My life is...

...filled with cats and dogs.
...a mess, but I still keep on trying.
...a bowl of water.
...a spotlight.
...work, but quite good, I think.
...filled with cat litter.
...boring, but I like it.
...a constant struggle between good and evil.

When I grow old...

...I'll still be a single.
...I'll do commercials for anti-aging agents, I guess.
...I'll still be stuck in this comic.
...cars will fly and robots will bring me my food.
...I still won't have got that three stars recommendation.
...I finally will have mastered my fear of vacuum cleaners.
...I'll be no day older than I am now.
I am already old.

Cowboy hats are...

...cool.
...dorkish.
...neat accessories.
...things someone wears that sits on my back.
...something the band wears.
...too big for me.
...specially made for my.

Mondays...

...are the days when everyone goes back to work. Except me, I work all week long.
...are just like all the other days.
...are the days most clients turn up.
...don't like me and I don't like them.

My parents...

...live in a rural area.
...live at a restaurant.
...look excatly like me.
...live at the same place I do.
...were never mentioned.
None of the above.

A thunder storm...

...frightens me.
...is something that happens outside.
...is nothing to be afraid of.
...looks quite nice.
...looks quite nice but not as nice as me.

In my free time I...

...go shopping.
...sit at home and stare at the wall.
...sit at home and stare at the telephone.
...sleep.
...do overtime.

Education:

I never went to school.
I quit after high school.
I went to college.
I went to an univerity.
I took a course in beauty technics.

Sirious illnesses:

Lost an eye once.
Geekitis.
I AM the pest.
Low concentration of mail man in my blood.
Flees keep coming back.
Food poisoning.
Dehydration. (Was send to Abu Dhabi by mail once.)
The others are ill, I'm the cure.
none

Dogs are...

...something your best friend left behind after he vanished into thin air.
...annoying.
...good clients.
...cute.
A dog once drooled into my right ear.
...mean, sometimes.
...not allowed in here.
...ugly.
I have no opinion.

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